The offenders appear to be primarily “hippy types,” says a Sydney police officer, lost in “cloud cuckoo land,” who are a danger to both themselves and others on the road. If a convicted person is unable to afford the monetary fine, he or she retains the option of attending a community session intended to teach the proper technique for grounding oneself following any meditative exercise. This technique promises to return flighty individuals to a state of mind more suited to immersion into the general public. Meditators and concerned citizens can find more details on this new and important law here. Happy April Fools’ Day!
New Law Targets Overly Contemplative Drivers
A new law has been passed to crack down on drivers who spend too much time contemplating behind the wheel leading to increased traffic congestion and accidents